Dice Crypt Casket Box

These dice caskets are for your truly unredeemable dice. It’s assumed you’ve tried everything to make your die roll better, up to and including our amazing Dice Wardens. On the rare occasion that all measures fail, place your die in this casket. When the casket becomes full, perform this rite:

1. In a hidden location, dig a hole at least 12 inches deep. 
2. Open the dice crypt and sprinkle salt liberally within.
3. Write upon a scrap of paper “To whom it may concern: these objects are cursed. Whoever removes these dice from their crypt for use with any role-playing game does so at the peril of their beloved character(s).” and place it within the crypt. Extra credit if you write the note on old paper or in creepy script in blood (probably better if it’s only something that looks like blood).
4. Close the crypt lid and make 100% certain to bind it with strong glue. Something permanent. We like E-6000!
5. With a lighted blue candle, seal the lid to the bottom with wax. You may thereafter optionally seal the casket in a plastic bag. 
6. In the darkest of night, place the Dice Crypt in the hole. Cover it with at least 2 inches of soil.
7. Roll a d6. On top, place the number rolled in  smooth stones to form any polyhedral shape you wish. If you can’t find smooth stones, just use any stones. We just like pebbles so that it will freak anyone finding it later TF out. 
8. Cover the Crypt and stones in the remaining dirt.
9. Walk away and do not look back. Never return. Never. 

• Features include recessed hinges and gold locking clasp.
• Hinged to open up so you can fill the inside with your dice which roll poorly on a consistent basis.
• Features locking latch to keep the coffin closed after burial.
• Each coffin measures 12 Inches Long x 6 Inches Wide x 3.19 Inches Thick (3 Inch inside Depth).